Welcome to one of the oldest and stupidest (un)event to not very often be run on DayZ.

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  • Please make sure server messages are on you can’t win else maybe
  • Server is passworded and announced in a few places
    – PC : The Event Teamspeak (primarily for PC): uk-voice1.fragnet.net:10003
  • Everyone is fresh spawns
  • Team with the first person you meet
  • Do not pre arrange teamies, that’s a dick move
  • If you don’t meet anyone get to Speed Dating
    – You must pair with the nominated partner at Speed Dating
  • You are not allowed to go into the Tisy Perimeter fence alone
  • Don’t forget if you on your own and you see a team of two, killing one and teaming up with the other should be your goal
  • If you die, respawn and try again
  • If something happens the rules don’t cover, get drunk and do the right thing
  • Radar King of the Hill at midnight BST
  • Winner is the team of two holding the roof of radar at 12 midnight. Take a screenshot to prove you and your team mate are there.


12/06/22 Xbox NCRP I RICXRD I and @HolyHovisBread

25/03/22 Xbox NCRP Tornbarbecue18 and Buurmeister1999

29/01/22 Xbox NCRP SpentRhino and Adsheeed WINNERS!!!

25/09/21 Xbox NCRP @Blapman_LoLS and @Unxcrnnn
Blapman 3 times RDR Champion!

17/07/21 Xbox NCRP @Blapman_LoLS and Welfare Jay


21/05/21 PC : Killer Eddie and cracksandjugs

17/04/21 Chernarus New Xbox WINNERS: Solotov3079 and Sus jerry Jr

07/01/21 Chernarus New Xbox WINNERS: Mcginn toes and TheT1mberWolf


27/09/20 Chernarus New Xbox WINNERS: Blapman and Phantom.


14/08/20 – Chernarus PC WINNERS: imBW and Badger

05/07/20 – Chernarus New on Xbox WINNERS: Teddy and Killjoy

28/03/20 – Don Sibley on Playstation WINNERS: astracs & blackfishgamer

28/03/20 – Chernarus New on Xbox WINNERS: bantamgreg & laidtorest07

Global Multiplatform Shitshow 03/01/20

Xbox New Chernarus WINNERS: bantamGreg & jjfwicks

Playstation DonSibleyGames WINNERS: @nathandeak and @BabelGhoti 

PC DVS WINNERS: @AmishZed and @RomanMan_99


New Chernarus 30/11/19 RunDieRetry

I3ATTLEAXXE and @Rattik_

The inaugural  XBox Run Die Retry run by New Chernarus

The Mr kipsa and Paladine malone

AmishZed and Tulkasbulkas (PC)

Dominic and TheRunningManZ (PC)

Jarl and Wimpie (PC)

Joeldinho and Jarl Orkas (PC)

TheRunningManZ & Robert_Jan (PC)

47th Destroyer & edvard (this is the most winningest anyone has got) (PC)

Huttanee (kiiiinda) (PC)


We will:

Password a Spaggie server
Take a backup of the server
Wipe the server
Setup  server for the event
Release the password at 8pm UK time in Teamspeak, Twitters and Discords
Put the server back afterwards so no one gets wiped


Full Rules